Bologna and Chocolate Milk

Chocolate milk and bologna sandwiches. Great combination, don’t you think? What about Pringles and Moscato, or sweet tea and honey biscuits? Pizza and ranch dressing with Doritos?

I once met a man who ate peanut butter and onion sandwiches. His name was Richard Handslip (think about it for a minute) How does anyone get Dick as a derivative of Richard??? Anyway, he liked to shake your hand as he revealed his name. A cruel joke.

Let me get back on track. Does anyone else like chocolate cake and feta stuffed olives? No? What’s something you like that others think is kinda weird or a gross combination?

When I was a kid, I read a book about this girl who ate cream cheese and jelly sandwiches. I was enthralled and couldn’t wait to try it. Now, I don’t know how good it is for you, but it is sweet. Years later, at a trendy café, I’m introduced to a cream cheese, jellied cranberry sauce, and turkey sandwich. It was even better.

It’s time for some buttered popcorn and apple juice…see ya later!

Friday…all day

Friday is usually one of my favorite days of the week…the anticipation of the weekend! Just think about the possibilities of all the cool things you can do with a couple of days off work. You could travel (not very far), work on your taxes (woo-hoo), there’s always laundry to be done, or a million other shoulda-woulda-coulda’s to do. Just think. Or, do nothing…just breathe. Who doesn’t like Friday’s right?

Well, as it turns out, nothing mind-bending has happened today to set the weekend off in the right direction. Nothing exciting. But the day is not over yet; I could still order a pizza.

My big plan was to write this afternoon. I’ve been sitting in front of the screen for three hours now and this is all I’ve written. But I have watched 3 episodes of Flea Market Flip; which should have gotten my creative juices flowing…right? All it did was make me want to redecorate my bedroom…

So, I drove (really fast) to TARGET and found some totally cool ‘stuff’ to jazz up the room a bit. Maybe I’ll post a pic or two if anyone wants to see. Meanwhile, I’m waiting for the creative writing bug to bite.

Hmmm…maybe I should order a pizza…