Bologna and Chocolate Milk

Chocolate milk and bologna sandwiches. Great combination, don’t you think? What about Pringles and Moscato, or sweet tea and honey biscuits? Pizza and ranch dressing with Doritos?

I once met a man who ate peanut butter and onion sandwiches. His name was Richard Handslip (think about it for a minute) How does anyone get Dick as a derivative of Richard??? Anyway, he liked to shake your hand as he revealed his name. A cruel joke.

Let me get back on track. Does anyone else like chocolate cake and feta stuffed olives? No? What’s something you like that others think is kinda weird or a gross combination?

When I was a kid, I read a book about this girl who ate cream cheese and jelly sandwiches. I was enthralled and couldn’t wait to try it. Now, I don’t know how good it is for you, but it is sweet. Years later, at a trendy café, I’m introduced to a cream cheese, jellied cranberry sauce, and turkey sandwich. It was even better.

It’s time for some buttered popcorn and apple juice…see ya later!

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